Dundjan rimja segwitu…

Filwaqt I do jieħdu affarijiet litteralment, I don't think I'm quite as literal as Louie in the following story:

Louie u martu qed nisma 'r-radju meta tisma-rapport tat-temp: "A emerġenza borra tkun ġiet dikjarata. Inti trid park karozzi tiegħek fuq in-naħa b'numri bil-fard tat-triq." So Louie gets up and moves his car.

Two days later - same thing. "A snow emergency has been declared," blares the radio. "Park your cars on the even-numbered side of the street." Louie gets up and does what he’s told.

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Three days later: "There will be a foot of snow today. Park your cars on the...," and then the power goes out.

"What should I do?" a confused Louie asks his wife.




"This time," she says, "why don’t you just leave the car in the garage?"