Кажучы вялікі на нетры

У мяне быў мой канчатковы пасляаперацыйныя (6 месяц) сачыць за чц. Я цяпер вызвалены ад хірургічнага сачыць за. Калі хірург і я абмяркоўвалі, хто павінен забяспечваць пастаянны клопат ў бліжэйшыя дні, мы спускаліся кантрольны спіс сімптомаў і дзе кожны з іх стаяў. Калі мы прыбылі ў "нетры", I was talking big about how I was pretty consistent - a normal day or 2 з 1 - 2 normal BM's, followed by a big day (5 - 7 BM's, but no diarrhea), then 2 days of no BM's. Then the cycle repeats. I told him that I usually get a "2 minute warning" of having a BM. So no need of a specialist in that area.

Next day. Friday. Sitting at home Friday night cleaning up a hard drive on the home network. Wife walks by and comments that my fart sounded wet & smells different than usual (sufferers of Cauda Equina Syndrome are prodigious producers of flatulence) so I had better check it out. I didn't have any warning signs, and not being able to feel in that area, I took her advice lightly. As it was about bedtime, a few minutes later I went to put on my nighttime diaper.

Should have listened to the wife. Had a fine mess to clean up!

First time in 5 месяцаў. Right after bragging. Proverbs 16:18 (NKJV) - "Pride goes before destruction, And a haughty spirit before a fall." & Galatian 6:14 (NKJV) - "But God forbid that I should boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world" both come to mind.

Sound advice. I'll keep my mouth in check in the future!


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